My name is David, currently 16. I'm an above-average height, and I'm extremely clumsy - so much so that stairs have become my mortal enemy.
I have had so many identity crisis' that my alter-ego now has its own alter-ego, and his name is Carlo.
My most sought-after thing is the song that doesn't wear out. Oh, and perhaps an end to my constant teen-angst.
And, um... That's me.
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Thank god for this photoset
There’s some sort of genius in Monty Python that I just can’t put my finger on. Their word-play and everything is so precise, I dunno, I just love it.
A lot of their humour is derived from following the Gricean maxims, which sounds unusual to us, which makes it funny. So put your finger on that, my friend.
How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically:
A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said “the space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it”
IM SO ANGRY
swear to god if you whine to me about “too dependent on technology” i will sneak into your house and take all your lightbulbs
(based on THIS)
SOMEONE DO A CONNOR VERSION??
wow RUDE connor
…i just had to
it’s been 1 year since the most influential event of all time