Life through thick-rimmed glasses
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My name is David, currently 16. I'm an above-average height, and I'm extremely clumsy - so much so that stairs have become my mortal enemy.

I have had so many identity crisis' that my alter-ego now has its own alter-ego, and his name is Carlo.

My most sought-after thing is the song that doesn't wear out. Oh, and perhaps an end to my constant teen-angst.

And, um... That's me.


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perihelion12:

the winter soldier:

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sebastian stan:

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13 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 6,326 notes
a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

a-wintersoldier:

omg i was fooling around with gif making and the loop makes it look like they’re playing a really intense game of frisbee.

1 day ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 52,104 notes

Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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1 day ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 43,229 notes
reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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1 day ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 181,785 notes
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moltobenebananas:

Happy Birthday David Tennant!! (April 18th, 1971)

6 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 5,435 notes

captgrif:

gavinoinlava:

captgrif:

Lets be real, this was the most important part of the podcast.

Thank u for making this even better

1 week ago on April 14th, 2014 | J | 13,423 notes

frompawntoqueen:

1 week ago on April 11th, 2014 | J | 157,874 notes
bluandorange:

here to the end of the line

bluandorange:

here to the end of the line

1 week ago on April 11th, 2014 | J | 11,133 notes
hohdenge-of-nudistobeach:

this is important to me

You’re missing one…

hohdenge-of-nudistobeach:

this is important to me

You’re missing one…

1 week ago on April 11th, 2014 | J | 49,416 notes

twistedsoup:

neverrwhere:

missanniehall:

Galaxy Quest (1999)

I had originally not wanted to see Galaxy Quest because I heard that it was making fun of Star Trek. Then Jonathan Frakes rang me up and said ‘You must not miss this movie! See it on a Saturday night in a full theater.’ And I did, and of course I found it was brilliant. Brilliant. No one laughed louder or longer in the cinema than I did. - Patrick Stewart

Galaxy Quest is a cinematic masterpiece and if you believe otherwise you should seek help immediately

One of my favourite facts is that George Takei has called it “chillingly realistic”.
2 weeks ago on April 5th, 2014 | J | 35,140 notes